A Bit Smelly

If the underarm ink trend is anything to go by, you can get a tattoo right about anywhere on your body. Intricate tats on the sensitive parts of the body have been popping all over social media, and it’s hard to ignore armpit tattoo pictures. However, we question the woman’s choice in selecting the tattoo.

Armpits have apocrine glands that produce an oily fluid in response to emotional feelings like pain, anxiety, and arousal, the reason why one may sweat under your arms. The question is, why would someone choose an onion to imprint on the armpit? It beats us.

Jaws of Steel

While we understand the obsession with armpit tattoos, what we don’t understand is the obsession to make it too complicated to unravel. Yes, the woman has a giant shark lurking inside her armpit.

A closer look will reveal a crying baby caught in the jaws of a shark. Shark imagery is especially found in Hawaii and is steeped in Polynesian beliefs and mythologies. These types of tattoos are a metaphor for the danger and unpredictability of the open sea and usually cost a bomb. The woman’s goal is to shock the wits out of the onlookers, and she is successful in doing that.

I Mustache You a Question

You have heard about mustaches, but have you heard about mustaches inked inside the lips? The woman clearly has heard about it and is in love with the one she has got.

The lips are a sensitive area and one of the most painful places to get a tattoo. It also increases the risk of infection as the mouth is a haven for swarming bacteria. It becomes that much more important to get them done by professionals who will only use sterile equipment. The client also has to hold their lower lip open throughout the entire procedure, which seems awkward and painful. We wonder how the woman endured it.

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Apparently, despite Harry Potters’s best efforts to get rid of Lord Voldemort, he escaped and is now scouring the roads without fear in the world. On second thoughts, this can be a terrific way to hide a bald pate. Instead of shaving it off altogether, you can add a few interesting elements to make another face at the back of your head like this one.

The blue-eyed man with bushy eyebrows and an equally bushy mustache makes for an interesting inking adventure.  However, the man’s hairstylist’s job is cut out as he would have to cut hair on both sides. Hopefully, he won’t freak out at the prospect.

The Jumpman

Football fans love to immortalize the ink rendition of one of the NBA’s most legendary players, Michael Jordan, and his free-throw-line dunk on their bodies. Although we understand the desire to get inked with the image of the most famous ballers of all time, the use of the mole passing as a ball may seem a bit too much.

Also, the skin on the scalp is a lot thinner and may bleed more, posing a great risk for the tattoo aspirant. However, risky or not, the fan wanted to seal his bond with Jordan forever, and he ended up doing just that.