A Strange Choice Of Candy Canes

When Christmas becomes an avenue for showbiz, this is what happens. These women were somehow trying to embrace the Christmas spirit and still look appealing to their customers at the same time. We can’t say they succeeded at either.

After seeing this, some doe-eyed young boy in third grade would probably never want to eat candy canes again. We have to assume this is a hotel or lounge service where only adults will be catered to. We need it to be that way because we don’t want Christmas ruined for the young ones!

See What They’ve Done To The Nutcracker

One of the great things about being a couple is that you get to share your weird choices together. In this couple’s case, it’s wearing undies that have the Nutcracker printed on them. The fact that they would choose such outfits is already baffling, but they also showcased it in a photoshoot.

If you asked the Nutcracker, he would probably ask to be pried from this couple’s arms so that he could flee for his dear life. There is a little history about nutcrackers: they’re not originally Christmas symbols as most people think; instead, they belong to European folklore.

Christmas The Mia Khalifa Way

Everyone is entitled to celebrate Christmas, even the adult entertainment industry. They’re professionals as well, and they deserve to partake in some of the holiday cheer, even if it means doing something Santa would rather not see.

The famous adult star here is Mia Khalifa, and as you can see, she’s added her own twist to the meaning of Christmas. She left nothing to spare with the decorations, though. From the two snowmen in the background and the well ornamented Christmas trees, we can tell that she’s always been a big fan of the season.

Not The Reindeers We’re Used To

Someone better call Santa Claus because his reindeers just morphed into a trio of foxy vixens. These girls look more concerned about slaying on the ‘gram than saving Christmas, though. Jokes aside, we want to assume their costume was meant for the indoors because there’s no way they’re walking out in the freezing winter weather dressed like this.

An interesting thing to note about Santa Claus’s reindeers: they would have all been female in real life because male reindeers are known to drop their antlers (horns) throughout November until the following spring. Only females keep their antlers during Christmas. So these ladies were probably up to something!

Oops… Wrong Size

Welcome to the dangers of online shopping. This has happened to one too many online buyers. They see an outfit they like on a website and outrightly assume it would look as good on them as it did in the ad.

This woman found out the truth the hard way. Instead of the hot Santa look she was going for, she ended up looking rather strange. Because of situations like this, some online stores have included innovative measurement features on their website. This way, customers can avoid getting undersized or oversized outfits.